| 6.29.2003 |
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Youtea says I dont like being lied to. You've just pulled the "go to Start" card, do not collect $200. I'm speechless. Out of all the people I met. It has to be you. It's like, I thought I knew someone. Turned out that everything I knew about that person is not true. This happened to my once too many times. I guess I'm still too naive. Giving my trust away without thinking about it. I'm very speechless. |
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Youtea says you know when sometimes, you met someone for the first time, they just put you in a trance or some sort. Yup 7? nooooo. 8? nooooooo. 9? ding ding ding!!! We have a winner! 10 is too much. 9 is perfect. |
| 6.28.2003 |
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Youtea says female intuition, a very dangerous thing. Wow, it's like. Whoa? I'm all confused now. |
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Youtea says If a sibbling fucks up your computer by d/ling a trojan, what would you do? I mean, they didnt know if it's a virus or not. They just d/l it, ran it, an go, WTF? All you can do is just yell at them for a bit and tell them not to d/l programs on the web anymore. But what if your younger cousins came to your house, used your computer to d/l these trojans? I wanna smack that stuck up piece of shit so badly. UGH. Give me more fucking work to do. UGH. |
| 6.27.2003 |
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Youtea says I cant believe this bullshit The responses you have provided indicate that your symptoms may be consistent with Adult ADD. It may be beneficial for you to talk with your healthcare professional about an evaluation.from adultADD.com. |
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Youtea says I'm letting my hair grow this winter. I think it's a good time to read my database book. |
| 6.26.2003 |
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Youtea says I hated when people says... You should blah blah blah How about this? I dont give what you think I should do. How about this? You should think about the stuff that I should do before you speak? |
| 6.25.2003 |
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Youtea says Youtea's out alpha-ed story Happened last fri, my friend alden and my x housemate mike went out for some drinks. A couple days before was my bday, they were making it up. Round 1, I got a Scooby's Snack, the other 2 got a something Malibu and a Tokyo Ice Tea. Alden gotten red quickly. Round 2, I got a shot of liquid cocaine, mike got a beer and I forgot what alden got... or was he done? Round 3, me and mike both got a coke and rum... I think. After the 3rd round, I was done. We were waiting for the bathroom and I notice no one's at the women's bathroom. So I went in and do my business. Then I heard someone banging on the door. I opened the bathrom door, I saw 2 white girls taking to each other and one pointing at me. and the NoPeeGirl says, "See, I told you." As drunk as I was, I notice that they were talking about me because I used the woman's bathroom. The other girl went in the bathroom. I got peeved cause they were talking about me, so I say to the girl (let's call her NoPeeGirl), "So if you really need to pee, you wont pee in the guy's" bathroom. She said, "Nope, the guy's bathroom is nasty." I replied, "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight" The other girl came out, I know the girl wanted to say something, but she went in to pee. Seeing another girl in the line, I asked the same question. And the girl answered, "sure, why not?" Then NoPeeGirl came out, and that one girl walked in. I shoulda talk to her some more, she was pretty cute. Anyways, so we finally left the place, we were resting near the parking lot because the driver's still a wee tipsy. Then out come the NoPeeGirl with a guy (probably gotten picked up). She saw us, then she said, "Hey, there's the guy that peed in the girl's bathroom." I wanted to make a come back, being the drunk taht I was though, I only can come up with this, "Hey, here's ther girl that wont pee in the guy's bathroom." W T F was that? dude, I've coulda done better. Then the girl said something I couldnt hear, and she walked away. I shoulda said something like, "Hey, here's the girl that rather pee in her pants than in the guy's bathroom." or "hey dude, this girl doest like guys." or something more clever, ugh! best part of that night, gettin drunk with alden. down point was that the NoPeeGirl, and I didnt piss off this one girl. Plus I need more funny stories. |
| 6.24.2003 |
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Youtea says I already have one person in mind to add in this webpage. |
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Youtea says I'm so proud of myself. I said NO... or I ignored her. Whatever it is, it sure felt fucking good. If you get insulted easily, dont read this post. So out of no where, POW, a message from "her." Havent talked to me for months, plus I just messaged her last night and still NO REPLY. Then I said, fuck it, I'm completely taken her off my aim/icq/msn list. GONE, completely, GONE. I hitted my restart button. But NOOOO, she has to haunt me. Being friends wasnt good enough for her, so I decided to just say no. That's not good enough also, SHE HAS to make me feel like shit. but you know what? Like what I've said MANY times ago, I've had it with her shit. She's not the only girl I talk to. If she cant hang, FUCK HER. (tucker max is growing slowly inside youtea) Yea, she messaged me all a sudden and said she NEEDED my help. She was in trouble with her housemate and the housemate was spilling her dirt to her mom, and she wanted to use MY name to get out of this situation. Obiviously she USED my name MANY times because her mom somehow trusts my name, even though I only met her like, once. If she actually was NICE and a FRIEND like she said, I'd probably be nice and let her have her way with me, and let her FUCKS up my good name. But I've had it. She grew out of my limits. my patients wore thin. Even your mom thought you're a slut. Friends this. Am I getting revenge? Maybe. I didnt want this to happen. I really wanted to stay in touch with her, I wanted to try and call her up and do stuff. But some people are just like that. They wont talk to you unless they needed you. I have plenty of friends to help that are NOT like that. And you're not the only bitch on my cell phone that I can call. You know I have bitches calling for me when you were actually by my side. Plus I have real friends, like deVIP, Jazzy, smurfie, that actually CARED about me. They brought me gift and food, took me out to eat, visited when I'm hurt, and something that you'd never did, they were my friend, and acted like them. If you're reading this, you know who i'm directing to, SO DONT, FUCK WITH ME. btw, if you can put 4 fingers up there, it's not tight. I'm apologizing for my manners again. many people konw I'm not like this. Only a certain number of people can force this out of me. Sorry. |
| 6.23.2003 |
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Youtea says white "juk" + soy sauce noodles = pure heaven for Youtea |
| 6.21.2003 |
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Youtea says I'm drunk again... I mean, ddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk. I think I got out alpha-ed by a girl tonight. More about this story tomorrow... |
| 6.20.2003 |
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Youtea says The Chump Quiz Results Your Score: 19 / 58 YOUR SCORE 32.8% 19.0 points out of 58 AVG SCORE 34.4% 19.9 points out of 58 587 have taken this test so far. 287 people have scored higher than you. 284 people have scored lower than you. 16 people made the same grade as you. 19 points is in the 13 through 23 points range Possible future stud? You're better than most, though you do show some tendencies of chump behavior. With a few changes you can be a stud quite easily. |
| 6.19.2003 |
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Youtea says This is the reason why girls like an "experienced" guy. I laughed so hard. |
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| 6.18.2003 |
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Youtea says This is pretty cool "It's not finding the person who meets your standards, but finding the person who makes you forget them." Found this on my Kevin Quan's profile. Guess who wrote it... STEVE TSENG!.!.! I'm quoting from steve, holy shit |
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Youtea says I like this too much, I have to quote it from devip's forum: Jazzy says, "I know Youtea! He's a great guy, good looking, buff, funny, tall, sensitive, opinionated and loves to have fun with you." It comes out so much better from a girl's mouth... especially when there's a second girl that agrees: "hehe, youtea is all of the above except buff." Now only if you can stop the ass kissing and tell the REAL truth (youtea is extremely hot and he's a supermodel), that'd be better. Hahahah, I'm just kidding. Thanks for the compliment!!! |
| 6.17.2003 |
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Youtea says can anyone tell me the difference between rap and hip hop |
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Youtea says happy bday, to me happy bday, to me oh I'm spending, this year in sac someone please celebrate it, with me |
| 6.16.2003 |
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Youtea says my mom thought jazzy = smurfie. and devip was just some chick i met. HAHAHA |
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Youtea says weridest night. I just came back from this "graduation" party. It was hella weird, cause it was for an INDIAN family. and there was all INDIAN people. me and my friend was the ONLY chinese people there. First thing I asked was a beer, I need to get comfy. after that was a smooth ride. I made some indian (terrorist... just kidding yo) homies. Then they ran out of beer. I ran out to get some more Coors Light. That shit was like water, no taste at all. Spend 8 bucks on these fuckers... oh well. Funny thing was that everyone was either HELLA YOUNG and pretend to be GHETTO or they graduating. so you see a bunch of indian people calling each other nigs. I was making fun of this one dude because he looks like snoop dog. It was funny. my tolerance is coming back. 3 nights of straight drinking, and I downed a cornona, some hienie, and 2 coors light (HAHA) tonight... uugh... |
| 6.15.2003 |
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Youtea says Year 22 was the worst year... 2 more days damnit, 2 more days and it'll be much better. Please. I snapped last night. |
| 6.13.2003 |
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Youtea says The new Ozma video for Spending time is really good... it's like a mix of a really dopy acid trip and power rangers. |
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Youtea says Interesting night. First started out at the 'tinas... But then it got crowded and we moved to Sophia's. I walked in Sophia's, and needed to pee really bad. And I saw a girl having a conversation with a guy, then the girl's all yelling, I DONT NEED A PENIS... o k... drunk girl met hella old faces tonight So then we left, there's this asian girl was SOOOOO drunk, she seriously went up to every guy and start hugging and kissing. She was wearing one of those shirts that have one side with no straps, all a sudden, her boob popped out, and she didn't know. That was cool. After that we went back to the 'tinas. Saw some guy was making out with this one chick heavily next to a tree. Then some dude turned on the head lights and we see his hands were up her shirt. We scared them away though. Awesome. Very interesting night. |
| 6.12.2003 |
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Youtea says Got a call back! Yea muthafucka update: I got a job interview tomorrow |
Youtea says You are Cypher, from "The Matrix." Selfish, disllusioned, you are misguided at times. You deviate from the "right" path. What Matrix Persona Are You? brought to you by Quizilla Who would of thought of that I'm Cypher? Hahah. I knew that already.  You have the Power of Flight! What's Your Magic Power? brought to you by Quizilla That's pretty accurate  Young. Really young. I'd say anywhere from 15-35. But you'll go out with a bang. You'll get in a car accident or be shot. You'll never have to see yourself get old. Sad though. Really sad. By the way, its common knowledge that more people with great goals and aspirations die young. And if you want to die old, you'll die young and vice versa. At what age will you die? brought to you by Quizilla that's just great  YOU LIVE IN A WALMART BAG!!! what's YOUR deepest secret? brought to you by Quizilla er, what? |
| 6.11.2003 |
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can you believe that this is Britney Spears. First glance of the picture I thought she was on of the Hansens. |
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Youtea says So here I am, surfing through Xanga, with my mp3s on my headphone. I click on a page, all a sudden, CHING CHONG WAH WAH WAH. God damnit, here I am, listening to my mp3s, then these stupid xanga pages have to put these LOUD music clips and ruin my ears, shit... |
| 6.10.2003 |
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Youtea says wabut told me that blizzard bans cheaters. Then I do a little research, here's the read from b.net Warcraft III and Diablo II Accounts Closed, CD Keys Banned Now only the rest of the game industry can do something like this. You heard of the game Army from the U.S. Army? Yes, the U.S. Army made a game to try to increase the public's general interest in the military (this is how the government use tax money, go Bush). There are some If Valve actually do something like this about half-life, I think more than 2/3 of the game's CD keys would be gone. Causing them to lose money... no corporations wanna do that, right? No wonder Valve stops sponsoring Punkbuster. Now why did Blizzard only ban Diablo 2 and Warcraft 3 CD keys? Com'on, there are still people playing Starcraft!!! |
| 6.09.2003 |
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Youtea says OZMA is back in Sacramento Jul 17 Sacramento, CA - The Boardwalk - $10 9426 Green Back Ln. Orangevale 916.988.9247 w/Piebald, The Format Where the hell is Orangevale? It doesnt matter. I'M THERE! |
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Youtea says Ultimate stalking machine: http://www.friendster.com I found people from way back in High School. I'm not gonna add them, but dude, it's like, god damn! if you wanna add me, look for youtea@mail.com |
| 6.08.2003 |
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Youtea says wabut told me to read tucker max's appendix story. Indeed it was funny why he was screaming in pain when the nurse stuck a hose through his pee hole. “AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH” -Tucker Max After that he went on describing his experience with morphine, then I have to compare it with his to mine. This is what he has on his page: "Right after this little spat, another nurse came in and shot like 15cc’s of morphine into my IV. WOW—I can see why that shit is addictive. I could literally feel the drug course through my veins and almost instantaneously a flowery opiate-induced calm came over me. I went from angry pain to ethereal joy in about 2 minutes. I even apologized to the Hispanic nurse the next time I saw him. [Side note about morphine: Everyone who called me or saw me over the next two days (Brodie, Elle, acf, Stydie, Laura, etc, etc) when I was in the hospital can attest to the fact that I was the nicest they have ever heard me. If I could find a drug that gave me that feeling on a regular basis, I would be an addict, and happy about it. The funny thing was, I now know what it means when heroin users talk about “chasing the dragon.” In only a day the normal dosage of that stuff was not enough. I was asking for more and more, pushing that call button like it brought me a fat-titted hooker carrying a plate of juicy pork ribs, screaming at the nurses if they didn’t get it to me fast enough. They had to switch me to codeine, which is apparently easier to stop taking. I have what’s called an “addictive personality.”]" That was from Tucker Max, here's my story: So after the ambulance took me to the Forest Creek hospital, I was left in the waiting room. I compress fractured my L1 spine. I was in complete pain, in addtion that I was warpped between soaked blankets and strapped on top of a sliding board (The one that they used to get me downhill). The discomfort level was a whopping 9, some people was known that I have a large ass, and that didn't feel well when it's tighted against hard surfaces (stfu, I cant find better words, you homophobes). ...Anyways I was those quiet type so instead of bitching to nurses like Tucker, I requested some rolled up bandages from the nurses and squeezed the living fuck out of them. I didnt just wrote the last 2 sentence I was in the room, tired, in pain, thristy and hungry. I requested for some water, finally they stuck a IV in my wrist and pumped some salt water in. They asked me if I want anything for my pain, I said no because I feared that my insurance policy didnt cover it. Hours after the discomfort, I finally gave in. My butt was cramming, my back's killing me and I was stressed because of all the talk about operation on my back. I asked the nurse to give me something for the cramming, they finally gave me 5mL of morphine. I remember how much I took clearly, cause I wanna know how much drug I had. After a while, I was calm like a sheep. Before they put me in the ambulance to transfer me to a better hospital, this really nice and cute nurse gave me another 7mL of morphine so that I would have a peacful trip. But then the freeway they took was fuckin in ditches. The hot nurse asked to drive another route but the driver responded there isnt another one. I felt every bump, but it's okay though, I was high like a mother fucker. During the trip, the nurse gave me some O2 since I was beginning to pale up. Jesus Chirst, having morphine in your body and O2 pumping through your nose, I was in a trance. After a while, I seriously felt the blood running in my veins. It was a funny feeling, my mine was a complete blank, I had not a care in the world, and I swear to God I had a smile on my face during the whole trip. I didn't talk much, cause I was fucked up. But I have to conversate, it was just the driver, hot nurse, me, it was dead quiet, and you cant not talk to a hot girl when she's next to you. The girl's awesome, she skis, skateboard, has 2 motorcycles, dirtbikes... I cant remember much. But let me tell ya, she's living a life that I'd dream to have. All time comes to an end, the trip's over, and we arrived at the Sutter Roseville Hospital. She held my hands, stared me in the eye and told me recover soon. I'd never forget her name. Laura, who works for the Truckee fire department, if you're reading this (I think you'd never), I was in fucking love with you. After that, they put me in a room. I was being "observed" in a special room for 3 days. During these days I was sleeping the whole time. I remembered as, sleep, wake up, ask for morphine, and go back to sleep. That shit was fucking addictive. One time the nurse told me, you still have another half an hour till your next dose. God damnit, I wanted my drug, and I wanted NOW. I forgot what I wanted to write about, but just wanted to share my morhpine-addicted story after I read Tucker Max's. I just have to say that I had the same high as he did. It was some goooood shit. Side note of why wabut told me to read this story: "After Stydie and Laura left another girl came to visit me. She brought me a Playboy, and I gave that to Ray-Ray to look at while she and I, well, did things I wasn’t supposed to be doing. I believe the term “medicinal head” should be added to the medical lexicon, because I know I felt better." ... "The girl left halfway through this because we were done, she had to get home to her boyfriend..." Holy shit, that's the pimp shit right there. Hospitalized and still get heads from a girl with a boyfriend. Getting calls from friends are nice, but getting heads from "somone" you knew at that time is even better. |
| 6.07.2003 |
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Youtea says So yea... I'm reading tucker max. Probably gonna be the next roosh for me... I think, even better. "'They are talking about dick sucking technique, because your friend is bad at it. This does not surprise me, because she is hot and has never had to give oral sex. You on the other hand--I bet you give head like you a fucking champ.' This of course spun her world into disarray. (Side note: This is an advanced wingman technique--scare off the ugly friends so that your friend is isolated with the target. But do not do this unless you know what you are doing, it only works in specific situations and can easily backfire). She took the other ugly and left very soon after, leaving Joey with the hottie." Yea, I'm quoting him too, I wish I have a wingman that knows what to do. From what I've learned, this is probably what I would do... Say it's getting hot, let's take the conversation some where more "private." Continue the conversation, and have her demonstrate. That dude was a fucking idiot. |
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Youtea says there's probably one thing that I really admire girls... is that how the hell can they wear a spagetti tank top when it's friggin 50 degree outside? you know what i'm talking about. It's night time during fall. you're chilling with some girls and it's getting cold. You have to grab a jacket or sweater b4 you go out. When you meet up with the girls, they are wearing tank tops and shorts. They're freezing their ass off. you see they're lips turning purple. You feel their arms, and swear to God they are like popsicles. You ask them, "arent you cold." they answer, "nope!" Dude, how do girls do that? Then you guys decided to go clubbing. You came up to the line, you see TONS of girls wearing only enough so that you dont need to imagine them naked, but they are not. They all staring at you not because you're incredibly handsome, but it's because they wanna rip your jacket off and run away with it. For me, I probably would ask, "Are you cold? let's gather around, group hug time." Oh, yea Mucho props to them girls. youtea's advice, bring a guy that has a jacket with you. You only need to flirt a little. It's better than standing in the cold looking like a bunch of shaved peguins. |
| 6.05.2003 |
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Youtea says whoa, my mom just told me that yesterday was my chinese bday... whoa I miss my good spine whoa, whoa, whoa I'm an adult whoa whoa whoa |
| 6.04.2003 |
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Youtea says you know, no matter how much make up does these girls put on, these girls are still abzo-sluts. |
| 6.03.2003 |
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Youtea says nothing to see here, move along   |
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Youtea says I cant believe it, I beated Vice City... |
| 6.02.2003 |
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Youtea says Great BBQ that I just went to... I love the BBQ that one of my friend throws. He has one every so often, and it's not really rowdy. The food's nice, but since it's not all wild, a lot of people leave after an hour or so. I attent to every one of them and stay there thought, cause this dude got connection. Most of the girls that I have been seeing was through him, and I met so many people there. He even got this one bouncer from a club to chill with us. Amazing how this guy works. Too bad he cant do that with the ladies though. Anyways, one advice for girls. If you like some dude at a party or something, dont throw yourself at him and expect him to like you back. Well, hah, at least to me. I'm not saying anything bad. Ok, case 1 at the BBQ. I saw this girl a couple times at this dude's party already. She's like this flashy type of girl: short shorts, low cut tees, tons of make up. I give her something between 7 and 8 on a 10 scale. I notice that she kept on making eye contact with me, and that tired to get close and even talk to me. Hear this, I dont like that. I was sorta avoid her the whole time, but ended up always right next to me. I dont like girls that keeps on following me around and expect me to talk to her. No, hell no. I like to get some times first, then go up to a girl when I feel like it. Following me around is like forcing me to do something. It doesnt work that way. And this leads to case 2. There's this other girl sitting by herself at the BBQ. She's like the quiet type: no make up, no tight clothing--just a shrit from the salvation army, and always looking down the ground, but she got a really cute face though. She got me really curious. Why a girl like her sitting by herself? Not talking to anyone. Is she bored? If she is, why is she still there? As the day pass by, I got really really curious. When we started to play cards, then I get to talking to her for a bit. She seems really nervous cause her hand kept on shaking when she was holding her cards. Then it strikes me, I'm getting to be interested in her. I guess it's human nature that I want things that I need to try to get. And she does have a really mysterious side that I really like to get to know about. Too bad that I didnt really get a chance to ask for her number since I was wussing out. (Plus the other girl was watching, haha) My friend's graduating and he's going back home right afterwards. That was the last BBQ. That means no more case 1 and case 2 girl, haha After she left another girl came, she was joking about getting my number because I was talking to some dude about getting together at the summer. What the hell, even though I'm not attracted to her, she was being friendly, so I gave her my number when I gave it out to the dude. That was fun. Oh yea, I dont really like the giggling type of girls... The kind that goes tee hee hee? nah, too childish for me. So yea, girls, if you know your're hot and you're flashing your stuff around trying to get guy's attention, you'll probably get a bunch of horny assholes that only want to get in your pants. Seriously, be yourself and dont try so hard to impress guys. Maybe you can find something call real love, if there's such thing. Damn, I just ran through 1/2 the stuff from the book "The Art of Seduction" in this post. |
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